My plan is to keep my coolwhich, if you know me, is, if not laughable, at least chuckleable. But a bitter chuckle, that's the thing.
Never mind what event or events will call upon me to summon heretofore unheard of reserves of composure and non-pop-off-able wherewithal™. I am pulling together my wits and my chicken bone and--I'm not sure what else I have that is surefire good luck.
Here's what I have going for me:
1. I will be prepared.
2. I have painted fingernails and a killer outfit picked out.
3. I have the powers of critical thinking and rhetoric working in my behalf.
4. I know how to cede things in order to gain a greater goal.
5. I will be there promptly and on time.
6. I will be unfailingly polite.
7. I have the heart of a lion.
8. Comfortable shoes mean feet that will be as fleet as a sprinter's.
9. I will dream power dreams tonight.
10. I have great compassion and understanding.
...but only if absolutely necessary.
We need an update. Did you, in fact, keep your cool?ReplyDelete
I kept my cool during the Ordeal. However, I did pop off several times at other points during the day, so, you know. Ups, downs, ins, outs, what have yous.ReplyDelete