Me: The historian! C'mere, there's an ad with a bear and he's filing stuff.
The historian: (comes into the room) What now?
Me: (gesturing at the television) Look!
Me: See? It's a bear, and he's filing stuff for that guy.
The historian: (watches for a second. Laughs.)
Me: I want a bear who does my filing for me.
The historian: (laughs again)
(we both watch the bear execute his file clerk duties.)
The historian:. . . he's probably just a temp.
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