"I want this, I want that."
"I love this, I hate that."
Rosy spin update: not as rosy. Did my students revise anything? Do they know anything more about themselves as writers than they did before we all started this ordeal? Are e-portfolios a tool of the Devil, or merely the handmaidens of Satan?
One more six-word memoir: "I am a terrible, terrible teacher."
"Make the bad bad writing stop."
Or, and lastly,
"Kill me now. I mean it."
(I will flesh these out at some later date. After I've slept for about a week.)