|I repeat: not your friend. (Although...|
...this song is dang catchy:)
2. Don't fret because you still have Christmas stuff up. Okay, Christmas tree. It's your own house, man. You can do what you want, decor-wise. Be careful with that candle, though.
|you're not seriously saying that this...|
|is better than this, are you?|
|I made soup today and I totally garnished it in this fashion. Or not.|
4. Don't go outside! For the love of all that's holy! It's cold out there!