Friend of Zipper, perennial slacker student at Walden College: I can't believe you got into "The Poetry of Barack Obama," man! I didn't, and I applied last fall . . . I wrote the professor three times. Plus I've got the black thing goin' on!
Zipper: Yeah, who knows why I was selected? But that's the bodacity of hope! So what are you taking instead?
Roommate: "The Prose of Hillary Clinton." I don't want to talk about it.
See it here.