I would start feeling like a dork except, wait, why didn't I get my usual e-mail from them saying, "Hey! your bill is due!" So really, even though I'm a tad sheepish that I didn't think of this, I'm more uh, hello, third party ISP, YOU were delinquent. Not me, YOU.
And I also now feel motivated to rethink this whole DSL provider/ISP conundrum, which I have been content until now to let alone because I'm lazy. Lesson for third-party ISP, in case you're listening, which you're not, I know that now: DO NOT INTERRUPT MY INTERNET ACCESS, or I will be forced to rethink the order of the universe. And cancel my account with you.
In other news, I have ordered the smokingest iMac in the universe with upgraded RAM and lots and lots of hard drive to fill up with my stuff. I will have it next week. Beware of my computing power and general computing awesomeness. Beware!