Sunday, July 06, 2008

Declension.

1. I will never have a cell phone. I just don't want to be that available.
2. "Look, Mom--look what we got you at the mall!"
3. I ♥ my cell phone!
4. Watch me blog from my cell phone!
5. Oooooh, twitter!
6. I am a txting fiend. Hear me roar.
7. My cell phone is f***ed up. Oh. My. God.
8. Whyyyyyyy won't my cell phone work?
9. My brain is broken.

4 comments:

Dr. Write said...

I hear you. And yet...
I'm still at number one. I don't want a cell phone. I don't have a cell phone.
Without a doubt, someone will require me to get a cell phone within the next year.

Amelia said...

Still phone-less, but sometimes I can see the convenience.

CPS said...

10. Why can't they just implant this thing so I don't have to carry it around!

ABick said...

haha i love #2. greatest funniest day ever! i still can't believe you went along with it! BUT i love LOVE that you did!! :D

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