1. I will never have a cell phone. I just don't want to be that available.
2. "Look, Mom--look what we got you at the mall!"
3. I ♥ my cell phone!
4. Watch me blog from my cell phone!
5. Oooooh, twitter!
6. I am a txting fiend. Hear me roar.
7. My cell phone is f***ed up. Oh. My. God.
8. Whyyyyyyy won't my cell phone work?
9. My brain is broken.