Grandson (4 and a half years old. Conversationally): Our tree is down.
Me: Really? Mine is still up.
Daughter 1: MOM.
Me: What? I've only had it for two weeks.
Daughter 2: MOM!
Grandson: You need to take it down.
Me: But I like it! It still smells good and it looks pretty.
Grandson: Christmas is over! We opened all the presents!
Me: I might leave it up a little longer.
Daughters: [roll eyes, collectively]
Grandson: Take down it.