Wednesday, August 19, 2009

To whom it may concern:

I have just started three different blog posts, and all of them were whiny--not that I have anything against whining, and in fact, I consider myself to be something of a whine stylist, but the whining in these posts was so abject, so pathetic, it smelled bad--nay, it stank--even to myself, aficionado of the whine, the Maven of Moan, Doyenne of the Doldrums, Ace of Waaa, Guru of the Gripe, Crackerjack of Complaint, Proficient of Plaint: I'm saying that once not so long ago, there was some serious writing going on around here, but not anymore, because all I got is grievance grouse trouble and whinge, and if you want something different, I'm sorry to say, you'd better go ahead and find yourself another blog.

9 comments:

Mary said...

I'm sure you have good cause to whine. It's August, for heaven's sake. But if it helps, maybe you could consider whining as serving a noble purpose, something that is, through your voice, by the people and for the people. Because the people, I'm telling you, might need a whine. You'd be doing us a service. Yes, you would.

Counterintuitive said...

I think this should be one of the poems in a collection of poems you write about blogging or whining or both. You certainly have a way with words.

Dr. Write said...

I agree, there should be a whine poem. An ode, perhaps?

Middlebrow said...

AS long as your whining is alliterative, I'm happy.

Nik said...

I want more whine!

Becky said...

Maybe some Cheese with your whine???

*sigh* how I love reading your blog lol

Karen S said...

Love the new blog header. Makes me wish I was at the cabin.

Amelia said...

Here's one for you... somebody better call the "waaaahmbulance"! Athankyouverymuch. I'll be here all week. (Joke courtesy of John Stewart, bless him.)

Emma J said...

Oh, I missed reading you while I was away! You make a whine as fun to listen to as it is to do!

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