Worth seeing or you're not, I really don't give a damn, but O
MG, it was extra annoying to go to the
Only to find it crowded by
New Moonies who, as
It turned out, had overflowed into the movie I wanted to see,
My dear vampire movie, kind of pis-
Sed me off.
Of all the
Movie theaters in
All the world, you had to overcrowd mine.
Driving across the valley to catch another showing
@ 7:45 p.m. was the frosting on my bitterness.
Yes, I know, bitterness doesn't need frosting,
O Smartypants Vampires and your theater-clogging Fans: I took
Umbrage, I was Wrathful, I'm full of Unabridged Fume.