Running son: I think I'm just opposed to spaghetti because everyone in this family just loves it so much.
Singing son: I love spaghetti!
New mom daughter: Spaghetti is, like, the perfect meal.
Running son: Maybe it's just the noodle. I like thicker noodles.
Me: I like linguini most--it's just a little thicker.
Son-in-law: Yes. I agree, linguini.
The historian: I love angel hair pasta.
Daughter-in-law and new mom daughter: Penne.
Running son: I can think of about 50 better things to eat than spaghetti.
Singing son: No way! I love spaghetti! Like what?
Running son: Like fettucine alfredo.
New mom daughter: Fettucine alfredo is what fat people eat.
Son-in-law: I guarantee you, if fettucine alfredo were as easy to make as spaghetti is, you'd make it all the time and you would love it.
Singing son: Spaghetti is still the best.
Son-in-law: What about butternut squash ravioli? Ever had that? Cause I have, and butternut squash ravioli kicks spaghetti's ass.