insomnia part 7000: 99 reasons.

(1:56 a.m.)

Is it because it is snowing?

Is it because of The List?

Is it because I don't know if I'll ever finish my grading?

Is it because I have no oven and therefore no cookies? and when will I ever?

Is it because of that rejection I got today while I was in church?

Is it because of the Diet Coke I drank with dinner?

Is it because of a corrosive self-doubt?

Is it because of the funny little I-don't-know-what (not to say je ne sais quoi) in my throat?

Is it because tomorrow is Monday?

Is it because there's a wedding in five days?

(to be continued)