At breakfast yesterday morning. The historian is reading the newspaper:
The historian: Apparently 27% of Americans believe that God influences the outcome of the Super Bowl.
Me: [still waking up.] Huh. [pause] But He only influences the outcome. He doesn't determine it. So...
Historian: I guess that's right.
Me: [ever more awake:] Just so you know, I don't believe that God influences the outcome of the Super Bowl. Because I'm pretty sure God doesn't really like football.
You know I love you anyway, right?
ReplyDeleteGod hates football. Otherwise why would he make the rules so stupid? And the whole thing so boring
ReplyDeleteGod likes dog shows.