Sunday, February 03, 2013

With apologies to those who love American football.

At breakfast yesterday morning. The historian is reading the newspaper:

The historian: Apparently 27% of Americans believe that God influences the outcome of the Super Bowl.

Me: [still waking up.] Huh. [pause] But He only influences the outcome. He doesn't determine it. So...

Historian: I guess that's right.

Me: [ever more awake:] Just so you know, I don't believe that God influences the outcome of the Super Bowl. Because I'm pretty sure God doesn't really like football.




2 comments:

Ann said...

You know I love you anyway, right?

Dr Write said...

God hates football. Otherwise why would he make the rules so stupid? And the whole thing so boring
God likes dog shows.

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