Me: ...and after tomorrow, Miriam and Evie will be out of school for two weeks for the Easter holidays.
The historian: Two weeks? Wow.
Me: I know! And then they get an extra day off, because of the royal wedding.
The historian: ...there's a royal wedding?
The historian: I'm serious--there's a royal wedding? Who's getting married?
Me: (laughing) It's Prince William and Kate Middleton.
The historian: First I've heard of it.
Me: I don't know what you read.
The historian: Will they get to watch it on TV? When I was a kid, when Queen Elizabeth got crowned, we got to stay home from school and watch it on TV.
In conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, I believe that the royal wedding will be televised, but if not, I give you the royal wedding in Legos:
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