This reminds me of what we called Sensitive New Age Guys in colleges: Snags. So original.
I haven't heard that acronym before. Now I can say Western Washington University was full of Snags. Was I one of them. Hell no! I was off fishing and reading poetry.
Oh yes. I'm familiar with the SNAG. Christine Lavin sings about them. check here: Christine LavinYou only can listen to a few seconds, but you get the idea.I think I met a few. Maybe dated one. One too many.
Snags, I love it. I'm going to keep that in my vocab.