I keep hearing about this dog park. And it looks beautiful and inviting. But what if I don't have a dog? I can vividly picture all these elitist dog owners with their elitist dogs that look oddly like them looking down their nose (or snout) at me. Then I am reminded of the opening scene of 101 Dalmations and now all I can think about is what dog would most resemble me. I'm thinking a greyhound.