Things dogs do that humans don't generally even consider doing:
1. Tear throw pillows up and shred their stuffing.
2. Eat an entire bowl of brioche dough.
3. Open a sixteen-year-old boy's backpack with their teeth.
4. Chew open a half-full bottle of flavored water, then lick the spillage from the carpet.
5. Gnaw old basketball shoes into a fine julienne.