Michael Phelps vs. me: an eat-off.

Because I have to fuel myself to, y'know, get through my day, here's what I ate today:

Upon arising:

1. a little orange juice to drown my Claritin

Breakfast with makeup artist daughter and grandson:

1. an omelet with spinach and mushrooms
   
2. the hashbrowns God eats when he has breakfast
3. sourdough toast

[big gap for a little shopping with same personnel; then, lunch:]

1. potato chips
2. lemonade

[big gap for allergy-fueled nap; then:]

1. leftover piece of cherry tart

Dinner:

1. leftover tabbouleh
2. leftover cucumber salad
3. leftover crostini with tomato topping
4. watermelon

Barely any evening noshing.

I know, you're asking: Where are the proprietary energy drinks? Why so little mayonnaise?

On the other hand, having leftovers from your previous evening's book group makes dinner preparation a snap. In fact, the only major calorie burning activities today? Shopping and cutting up that watermelon.