Dear Movie Studios of America,

It was certainly our own fault that we chose One Day as our Friday night movie option. However, having now viewed this film, we have the following constructive criticisms to make, in the spirit of better movies for everyone:

1. You should hire somebody who can tell you how to make a movie better, because pretty much any fool could have told you what you should have done to make One Day a better movie.

2. No amount of bad haircuts, Doc Martens, and wire-rimmed glasses will make Anne Hathaway the "plain" girl. Also, sorry and no offense, but Anne Hathaway's accent sucked. Shoulda hired a British actress.

Sincerely,

htms.

Elementary.

If you find that your eyes are watering all day long, and that you're sneezing, and you feel kind of wiped out, why then, you might have allergies! Instead of assuming that the reason you look like hell when you happen to see your eyes in the mirror is that you're just getting old, you might think about dealing with the allergies, with a little thing we in the modern world call "medicine," the taking of which might result in a better day with no sneezing nor watery eyes. And in fact, you might even look quite a bit better, not to mention feeling better.

Yeah, the heat, I think it's making me stupid.