Here's what I've bought to prepare myself for school (I can't be the only one who feels a perennial, autumnal urge to buy pencils this time of year):
1. pens (a set of two, one of which I'm not sure where it is, actually.)
2. more pens (because you can't have too many.)
3. a pencil box (for corralling my wandering pens. Obv.)
4. notebooks, a pack of three that will fit into my purse. (NOTEBOOKS. my precious!)
5. satchel (omg it is the best thing everrrrrrrrrrr.)
6. cowboy boots (yippie ki yay!)
Here are things I considered buying, but didn't, but still might:
7. new watercolors (I already have, like, five sets. But a new set is so choice.)
8. set of paintbrushes (for the above. For all my painting needs, really.)
9. set of glitter glue pens. (for grading papers.)
10. pencils, old school.
What do you want, need, have to have for school? Or, if you're not in school yourself, what do you want, need, have to have so that you can be in solidarity with school? And learning. And everything that is right and good in this world? Plaid skirt? knee socks? saddle shoes? protractor?
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Thursday, August 02, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
The Academy of the Underrated.
Anyone remember Manhattan? Anyone? Anyone?
Let me refresh your memory. (embedding disabled. The HUMANITY.)
Anyway, that whole idea of "people like it, therefore it is crap," or the corollary of that, "it was lovely until people started liking it, then it became crap--" I hate that. Seriously. I am, or try to be, loyal to the things I love and even to the things I like. Or at least, I don't start to trash them because I get a little tired of them: if I liked it once, I feel like I owe the thing the loyalty of acknowledging that I liked it, and of not making fun of myself, or the thing itself, because it's no longer cool.
Whoa, that was a lot of placeholder/abstract nouns. Sorry about that. I believe an example is in order.
Did I once love fancy old school dishes like Fruits de Mer en Casserole (true story--I have this recipe on a card in my recipe notebook--a lovely woman made it for me at a baby shower)? Yes I did. Was that dish full of fat and Gruyere, and shrimp and scallops? And did I believe that serving this dish made me sophisticated? But of course.
Nowadays, this dish is like the culinary equivalent of an old lady wearing a fancy hat to go to the store, and it would be the cool thing to deconstruct it, except you'd have to find a way to transform the cheese into some other dish entirely, because honestly, fish and cheese? Trop sauvage! And you'd no doubt ceviche it all up, except ceviche is also probably passe now.
But honestly, if someone made this dish, en casserole, for me right now, I would eat it gladly, and I would keep the leftovers secret so I could dole it out to myself for days. I know it's not cool, but it was so good.
Parenthetically, I am engaged in what is apparently a lifelong dilemma about what to keep and what to give away, clotheswise, and am seriously regretting having given away (a) my Doc Martens, which now every supermodel wears all the time, and (b) a bunch of other stuff that I can't be bothered to name, mainly a bunch of shirts and shoes and dresses and pretty much everything I ever gave away EVER. Because I should have stayed loyal to all that crap. I think I might need it now, and I am sorry I underrated it and thus gave it away like it wouldn't be important to me one day, like now, when I really really really wish I still had those Dr. Martens.
But Dr. Martens are not the story. The story is: what is no longer cool, and is therefore underrated. Here is a short list of stuff that may not be cool anymore, but I still love:
1. Quiche
2. You've Got Mail
3. Fritos and pretty much all unreconstructed salty snacks from BigPotatoChipInc.
4. The music I used to listen to when I was a teenager and full of longing for stupid stuff. Like a boyfriend or whatnot.
5. Carbs, complex or no.
6. An iPod that carries around serious gigs of actual songs.
7. Glee
8. curly hair (actually I am too lazy to do anything about this)
9. bread (see #5 above)
10. Titanic. It truly was kind of the king of the world.
11. blogging.
UNCOOL4EVER! (c'est moi, and never underrate it.).
Let me refresh your memory. (embedding disabled. The HUMANITY.)
Anyway, that whole idea of "people like it, therefore it is crap," or the corollary of that, "it was lovely until people started liking it, then it became crap--" I hate that. Seriously. I am, or try to be, loyal to the things I love and even to the things I like. Or at least, I don't start to trash them because I get a little tired of them: if I liked it once, I feel like I owe the thing the loyalty of acknowledging that I liked it, and of not making fun of myself, or the thing itself, because it's no longer cool.
Whoa, that was a lot of placeholder/abstract nouns. Sorry about that. I believe an example is in order.
Did I once love fancy old school dishes like Fruits de Mer en Casserole (true story--I have this recipe on a card in my recipe notebook--a lovely woman made it for me at a baby shower)? Yes I did. Was that dish full of fat and Gruyere, and shrimp and scallops? And did I believe that serving this dish made me sophisticated? But of course.
Nowadays, this dish is like the culinary equivalent of an old lady wearing a fancy hat to go to the store, and it would be the cool thing to deconstruct it, except you'd have to find a way to transform the cheese into some other dish entirely, because honestly, fish and cheese? Trop sauvage! And you'd no doubt ceviche it all up, except ceviche is also probably passe now.
But honestly, if someone made this dish, en casserole, for me right now, I would eat it gladly, and I would keep the leftovers secret so I could dole it out to myself for days. I know it's not cool, but it was so good.
Parenthetically, I am engaged in what is apparently a lifelong dilemma about what to keep and what to give away, clotheswise, and am seriously regretting having given away (a) my Doc Martens, which now every supermodel wears all the time, and (b) a bunch of other stuff that I can't be bothered to name, mainly a bunch of shirts and shoes and dresses and pretty much everything I ever gave away EVER. Because I should have stayed loyal to all that crap. I think I might need it now, and I am sorry I underrated it and thus gave it away like it wouldn't be important to me one day, like now, when I really really really wish I still had those Dr. Martens.
But Dr. Martens are not the story. The story is: what is no longer cool, and is therefore underrated. Here is a short list of stuff that may not be cool anymore, but I still love:
1. Quiche
2. You've Got Mail
3. Fritos and pretty much all unreconstructed salty snacks from BigPotatoChipInc.
4. The music I used to listen to when I was a teenager and full of longing for stupid stuff. Like a boyfriend or whatnot.
5. Carbs, complex or no.
6. An iPod that carries around serious gigs of actual songs.
7. Glee
8. curly hair (actually I am too lazy to do anything about this)
9. bread (see #5 above)
10. Titanic. It truly was kind of the king of the world.
11. blogging.
UNCOOL4EVER! (c'est moi, and never underrate it.).
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